| Joss Whedon: | Hey! You guys wanna write a book together? |
|---|---|
| J. K. Rowling: | Sure. |
| Suzanne Collins: | Why not? |
| Shakespeare: | If it is to be of a tragical nature, then I doth not protest! |
| Beginning of the book: | Unimportant characters die. |
| Middle of the book: | Favorite characters died. |
| End of the book: | Everyone is dead. |
| George R.R. Martin: | They didn't suffer enough. |




